"Here are 50 koozies. You get to print them all today. Now I'm going to leave for the rest of the day."
Now you may be wondering why that's so awesome because it sounds like a lot of work. I finished the koozies in like an hour and spent the rest of the time doing whatever I wanted.
But wait! It gets better. Then I get a call from him telling me to go play with his dog.
I got paid to play with a dog all day.
How awesome is that?!